I'm Here For the Party...

I knew it!!!!!!

2007-12-22T15:52:41Z

http://personals.aol.com/love-dating/_a/who-has-the-best-sex/20071101085209990001:

The Latest in Love & Dating News:
Surprise! Guess Who Has the Best Sex?
Posted: 2007-12-20 16:56:10
Among all women, feminists have the best sex lives. In addition, feminism boosts sexual satisfaction for men, too.

LiveScience.com reports that this stereotype-busting study by Rutgers University psychologists Laurie Rudman and Julie Phelan found that men who have a feminist partner have healthier, more romantic heterosexual relationships than men who are with women who hold more traditional attitudes.

Nearly 40 years after the first issue of Ms. magazine was published, many men and women still hold negative views of feminists, not the least of which is that they are sexually unattractive. In addition, many women view feminists as victims or not competent enough to achieve success on their own merit. The Rutgers team wanted to find out not only people's perception of feminism, but also how that translated into the bedroom.

The study: Rudman and Phelan conducted a laboratory survey of 242 Rutgers undergraduates, as well as an online survey of 289 older adults with an average age of 26 who had typically been in their current romantic relationship for about four years. The older 20-somethings were included because they had more life experience than the undergraduates and so would be more likely to show an incompatibility between feminism and romantic relationships should one exist. However, some of the older men and women who were surveyed were a lot older than their 20s; some came of age in the 1920s soon after women's suffrage, while others came of age during the height of the women's movement in the 1960s. They measured the participants' view of feminism, overall relationship quality, agreement about gender equality, relationship stability and sexual satisfaction, reports LiveScience.com.

The results:

-- College-age women whose male partners were feminists reported higher quality relationships that were more stable than those involving men who were not feminists.

-- College-age men who defined themselves as feminists and had partners who were feminists reported more equality in their relationships.

-- Older women who perceived their male partners were feminists reported greater health and sexual satisfaction in their relationship.

-- Older men who had feminist partners said they had more stable relationships and greater sexual satisfaction.

The study was published in the journal Sex Roles.

Bert n' Ernie....not for kids

2007-12-09T01:30:16Z

This is f%*&$ing hilarious. Think Sesame Street Meets Goodfellas. Enjoy.

What is

2007-09-08T14:52:57Z

This is really brilliant. I love this kid!

What more can I say?!?!?!

2007-03-14T15:15:14Z

Man tells cops unicorn caused crash (link is here: http://timesunion.com/AspStories/story.asp?storyID=571680&category=&BCCode=&newsdate=3/14/2007)

Associated Press
Last updated: 7:22 a.m., Wednesday, March 14, 2007

BILLINGS, Mont. -- A man told police not to blame him for crashing his truck into a light post -- it was that unicorn behind the wheel. Prosecutor Ingrid Rosenquist said Phillip C. Holliday Jr. initially denied driving the truck involved in the March 7 crash in Billings. He told officers at the scene that a unicorn was driving, she said.

Holliday, 42, pleaded not guilty Tuesday to felony charges of criminal endangerment and drunken driving.

A pickup truck drove through a red light and nearly struck another truck in the intersection, according to court documents. The driver then made an erratic U-turn through a gas station, crossed the street and crashed into a light pole. Nobody was injured.

Holliday has five drunken-driving convictions. District Judge Gregory Todd kept his bail at $100,000 despite his lawyer arguing that Holliday's last such conviction was 14 years ago.

Clex Drabble: I Love You Because...

2007-03-11T22:32:51Z

Here is a short Clark/Lex drabble I wrote a while ago:

I love You Because...

"I love you because you have such a sexy bald head," Clark murmured to Lex as they lay in bed. Lex glanced over to see Clark giggling quietly.

"That's a new one," Lex said, jabbing Clark in the ribs.

"Well, you were asking me what I love about you, and..." Clark snorted with laughter into his pillow.

"Clark, I told you I loved your eyes, you could at least come up with something equally complimentary."

"My eyes," Clark snorted, sitting up suddenly. "I believe that one." He began to tickle Lex, who did not look amused. This made Clark tickle him more persistently,
in too many places to fend off at once. Clark pinned Lex down gently and, to his delight, Lex squirmed beneath him, gasping and laughing between hollered epithets.
Clark forgot himself so thoroughly, he didn't realize he was crushing Lex until he turned a pale shade of blue.

Horrified, Clark jumped off the bed and stood over Lex, frantically trying to administer CPR. It was a replay of that terrifying day on the riverbank,
except now he was the cause of the disaster. Clark panicked as he waited for Lex to breathe again.

Lex lay motionless, pale, as Clark exhaled into his lungs. "Oh God, Lex, breathe, please," he groaned, caressing Lex's smooth cheek. "I love you Lex, I didn't
mean it about the baldness, I really do love everything about you, don't die..." Not getting any response from his lover, Clark sank back on his heels, tears forming
in his eyes. He bowed his head, and closed his eyes in grief.

Suddenly, two very familiar hands gripped his arms, and he felt a very wet kiss brush his lips. His eyes flew open in time to see a grinning and very animated Lex.

Clark hugged him tightly, but not too tightly. "Lex, how did you?..." he began.

"It's called Samadhi," Lex explained in his calm, slightly patronizing way. "I learned it on a business trip to Thailand. It's a state of meditative absorption,
where the yogin is capable of going into a state of breathlessness and pulselessness, and the heartbeat stops."

"Well, whatever it is called, don't ever do that again," Clark demanded,unwilling to let Lex out of his grasp. "I thought I had killed you."

A sensual smile curled Lex's lips, and he leaned in to kiss Clark. "I can't be killed," he whispered, "remember?"

"Thinking like that *will* get you killed, Lex," Clark whined, angry with himself and Lex. But the playful light in Lex's blue eyes soothed him, and he returned
the kiss feverishly.

When they parted, Lex sighed, "that's my boy. Now lay down and let me have my way with you."

Clark giggled, blushing a deep crimson. Lex loved that he could still make him do that, and that Clark was still innocent despite their debauchery. He would give
his soul to be that inviolate.

A Slash questionnaire for Valentine's Day..

2007-02-15T01:12:48Z

Happy V-Day, everyone!! I don't know what y'all got, but I got chocolate from my honey and a shoveled driveway during a four-feet-of-snow whiteout blizzard! Poor baby is drinking a White Russian now and nursing his sore muscles. I love my sweet, romantic man!

Here is a questionnaire of nosy questions for my slash-writing/reading flist (please copy/paste in comments):

1)What's your favorite fandom? What key elements attract you to it?
2)Why do you read/write slash?
3)What is your theory on why women write slash?
4)What was the first slash story you ever read?
5)Who is your favorite slash author, and why?
6)If you could be any slash character, who would you be and why?
7)Who are your favorite real-world authors?
8)Are you published in RL and going by a pseudonym on LJ?
9)What are your fanfic pet peeves?
10)If you could direct your dream film, what would be the
title, plot,and who would star?

Great Supernatural commentary blog...

2007-02-15T00:42:55Z

For however many Supernatural fans on my flist, I found this funny site critique-ing different episodes. Here is one about "Hellhouse" (the link is here: http://www.makemewatchtv.com/2006/08/10/voting-open-171/):

Supernatural: Hell House
August 10, 2006 - 8:00 pm | Blog, Live Blog, Sci-Fi, Supernatural | | Digg!

Supernatural It is time once again for one of my new favorite shows, Supernatural. Join me as we discover supernatural mysteries along with Dean and Sam, who I call Sean. Is that clear? Good, because it’s time to travel to Richardson, Texas two months ago.

Some fool kids have stumbled upon what looks to be the cabin from Evil Dead. Since they were looking for it at night, they were wise and only brought one flashlight. I mean, they were stupid and only brought one flashlight. That is enough to combat a freshly hung corpse in the root cellar of Satan’s house.

As fun as it may seem, never go trick or treating to Satan’s house. He only gives out pennies and pencils.

Sean is starting a prank war with himself, which will add a nice subtext to the episode.

The kids from Satan’s house logged their thoughts at HellHoundsLair.com. The house eats women and hangs them. I think Jay-Z does that too. He might have a website somewhere.

Supposedly, the hell house belonged to a farmer who ran out of food or some such thing, so he murdered his daughters. That way they wouldn’t suffer by starving to death. I gather that the farmer lived before the time of DVD players, so he couldn’t rent Alive.

Sean ran into the HellHoundsLair.com webmasters at the hell house. They are doing their own investigation, and smoking pot. Not in that order. The other order.

Some random girl was dared to grab a jar from the hell house cellar. My heart is actually beating kind of fast. It is spooky. Then the dead farmer strung her up. He was laughing a little. The HellHoundsLair.com guys must have left some of their pot behind.

Sean uses his brain and brings one flashlight, but two shotguns. Two shotguns equal a billion flashlights. Now you know, incase you get a question like that on the SATs.

Aside from the short length of rope for hanging women folk, the farmer keeps an axe for the fellas. Emily Post probably wrote something about that in her etiquette guide.

The local record shop employee created the mystery of the hell house. He fabricated the first hung girl and the satanic symbols painted all over it. The dead farmer decided to stop letting the no good punks running on his lawn have all the fun, and helped himself to a heaping helping of terror.

Sam came out of the shower with just a towel on. Enjoy that, ladies.

The farmer came to life because of a symbol painted on the hell house wall. With enough concentration and belief, it has been known to bring golems and spirits to life. With the website, there is a lot of concentration and belief on the hell hosue. I wonder how I can hook Make Me Watch TV up with that kind of power. Can you folks believe me up a mansion? Thanks in advance.

The ghost changes according to what people read and believe on the website. Being the smart lad he is, Sean got the HellHoundsLair.com boys to put up a story about the ghost’s weakness on their website. This actually created the weakness in the spirit. That is smart writing.

The website crashed on the brothers, so the posted story didn’t take. Sean wasn’t aware of this when they went back to the hell house, guns blazing. Solution? Burn the house down. How can a ghost sleep when his beds are burning? How can he dance while the Earth is turning?

The episode ends with the HellHoundsLair.com boys driving off to a movie deal in Hollywood that doesn’t exist. We all feel like we’re doing that sometimes, don’t we? Awww, that’s deep. I know. I said it.

Now THIS you've gotta see!!

2007-01-14T00:01:21Z

Pronto condoms - the best way to get it on

Rachel Ray Show preview Jeffrey Dean Morgan

2007-01-13T20:54:49Z

Jeffrey Dean Morgan is on Rachel Ray Monday!! I am salivating already (and it ain't because of the cooking!)

Thoughts for the day

2006-12-22T04:33:23Z

Just watched the Jen and Jared CW interviews. Why does Jared look so jaded and bored? Why does Jensen look so vulnerable and dorky and sweet and guarded all at once? Why do I love (lust after) two men that I have never met? I am too old for this shit!

keepaofthecheez and technosage win my Most Awesome Slash-Writers of the Holiday Season award. Thank you for the J2 goodness. Gingerbread massage oil indeed.

That is all. Carry on.

A Gay Bond?

2006-12-09T01:35:43Z

Does this mean Daniel Craig is gay?

Craig Wants A Gay Bond

gothabby @ 2006-12-04T23:25:00

2006-12-05T04:25:37Z

Happy Birthday, killabeez!

gothabby @ 2006-11-28T20:47:00

2006-11-29T01:47:22Z

Check out the mad-libesque porn movie plot created for me by Porn-O-Matic:

Harley Harlots
by AJ

There you are, lounging around the Hell's Angels' clubhouse wearing nothing but a three-piece suit with women's panties underneath when suddenly you take off your wedding rings. Surprised, you take your clothes off, then open the door and are happy to see a government census taker sensuously eating a popsicle. As the cheesy music begins you can't help yourself, so you spread whipped cream all over your body, shocked by the size of the pizza bill that confronts you. Before you know it a car pulls up and it's Leonardi DiCapri, Mel Gibson and Jim Carrey arguing over who will have you first. Being the gracious host, you ride all of them, much to their delight.

The air is thick with the smell of burning stew you left on the stove as a huge pile of people are now writhing in a pile on the handlebars of a Harley spanking. You're completely absorbed in it, never having enjoyed so many people spanking at once.

Suddenly you look up and see Barbara Walters staring at you and you grin foolishly. You're caught! They arrest you and you run them out of there as the cheesy music fades out.

The End.

Try it yourself here: Pornomatic

(Now, I dare someone to use the Pornomatic to write some hilarious RPS!)

Boston Legal---WTF?

2006-11-27T03:43:13Z

I am currently watching Boston Legal for the first time, and all I can say is--

WTF IS UP WITH THIS SHOW?!?!! ?!??!?!?!?!??!?!?!

I mean it is funny as hell, but it is like Scrubs on acid! Wah!!! (Which is actually a compliment bc I LOVE Scrubs more than words can say.)

Ghost Hunters David Letterman Spoof!

2006-11-25T02:43:01Z

This is why I love Chris Elliot so much.

gothabby @ 2006-11-24T21:05:00

2006-11-25T02:05:08Z

missy_jack pimped this SN fan ballad by seedyapartment on her journal, so now I am pimping it on mine: Sing along with me:

The Ballad of Jensen and Jared

Exclusive! Interview with jared padalecki and jensen ackles

2006-11-23T05:51:17Z

Anyone catch the sexual innuendo when they answer the question about getting on each other's nerves?!?....(Jensen: we haven't gotten [down? at?] each other's throats...Jared: We're pretty laid back guys...)

Ziva rocks!!!

2006-11-15T01:46:48Z

Have I ever mentioned how much I love and admire Ziva on NCIS? As a Jewish woman, I think she is the strongest, funniest, most intelligent portrayal of a Jewish woman on film that I have ever seen. Too bad she is a Spanish woman in reality.

Thomas Jane and Vincent D'Onofrio making out

2006-11-12T22:18:28Z

OMFG. This is the hottest thing I have EVER seen!

RL Sam and Dean...

2006-11-12T03:57:04Z

Click on this picture to read about two brothers who so remind me of Sam and Dean from Supernatural it is freaky (except they do trash to treasure transformations instead of ghost-busting):

These guys are so cute and creative, and the blond just drives me crazy with his
sexy self (check out those arms, rawrrr). This show rocks, man, you've got to watch it!

My halloween party, and you're all invited!

2006-10-22T16:23:08Z

gothabby's Halloween party:

(snagged from new LJ friend ckll--sorry ckll, don't quite know what Antuwillmar is, hope it is tasty)

_tayler dressed as Anna Kournikova.
_workinprogress dressed as something desert, but what, specifically, you can't tell.
adam_brittboy dressed as an iPod.
agt_spooky dressed as a new member of the Wu-Tang Clan, Phantom Assassin.
aimeelicious dressed as a bottle of Monaloft, and it suited them all too well.
alex_go dressed as Lucy Lawless.
alistra dressed as a part-time internet manager.
alymid dressed as the spirit of their dead grandmother Erma.
amavel_bel dressed as something damned, but what, specifically, you can't tell.
amejisuto gets drunk, strips naked, and somehow emerges dressed as a new superhero: Azure Valkyrie.
anasuede dressed as a flesh vortex.
angelspike69 dressed as a cow.
angelstart dressed as Matt Damon.
assgrabber5 dressed as the Archbishop of Stitdravance.
athinfacade dressed as Mary-Kate Olsen with her very own conjoined Ashley.
azewewish dressed as the King of French Polynesia.
batboy126 dressed as a devil.
beanside dressed as Jerry Seinfeld.
bittersweet_art dressed as the Lord of Yellow Ridge.
blueaisling dressed as the love child of Tobey Maguire and Martina Hingis.
blueraccoon gets drunk, strips naked, and somehow emerges dressed as Venus Williams riding a buffalo.
caeru_ dressed as a camel.
cafpow_caps dressed as a safety for the Giants.
candygramme dressed as a generation.
carmendove dressed as a horned vampire.
catvampcrazines dressed as Famke Janssen's grandmother.
chocgood84 dressed as William Henry Harrison.
chrisleeoctaves dressed as Bill Clinton's father.
ckll dressed as a bottle of Antuwillmar.
copperbadge dressed as a diplomat from Bolivia.
crazydiamondsue dressed as Ellen DeGeneres riding a dog.
crazyjoyfulgirl dressed as a Level 7 wizard.
crimsonquills dressed as a new member of the Wu-Tang Clan, Phantom Swami.
cryssiemarsters dressed as a safety for the Colts.
crystal_lily dressed as a meat, and it suited them disturbingly well.
darkhavens dressed as George W. Bush.
dodger_winslow dressed as a blame.
dustandroses dressed as the Earl of Dyequadruvir.
eatenbyweasels dressed as Brad Pitt, though it looked more like a gallant character.
elmo_loves_me dressed as Yu-Gi-Oh.
eloise_bright dressed as a institution.
ely_jan dressed as Tiffani-Amber Thiessen, and it suited them disturbingly well.
elzano forgot to put on clothes!
entrenous88 dressed as a fullback for the Bears.
estrella30 dressed as a 1980's yuppie child.
everlyn dressed as a Level 7 ranger.
eviljade dressed as a pirate.
fan_spagle gets drunk, strips naked, and somehow emerges dressed as Brad Pitt.
felisblanco dressed as the main character of "King Kong".
ficbitca_bear dressed as the spirit of their dead grandmother Paige.
fics_by_lindsay dressed as the spirit of their dead grandmother Alexandra.
flaming_muse dressed as a character from Harry Potter and the Furious Prisoner.
gaedhal didn't dress up, spoilsport.
garryowen dressed as a LGD Utilities, Inc. employee.
germaine_pet dressed as a 1970's disco child.
gingerpig dressed as Vanna White, though it looked more like the spirit of their dead grandmother Cassandra.
girlpire dressed as Winona Ryder.
glossing dressed as a rat.
hellsbells dressed as the Horny Power Ranger.
herself_nyc dressed as Paris Hilton.
idiosyncratic didn't dress up, spoilsport.
incasink dressed as a disturbing self-made character called "Snotty Pottykisser".
inlovewithnight didn't even show up and doesn't get any candy.
isolde13 dressed as a cigar, though it looked more like a new superhero: Snow -wave.
itsabigrock dressed as Daria.
ivy_x3 dressed as a bottle of Pentmylowex.
janedavitt dressed as Mary-Kate Olsen with her very own conjoined Ashley.
jdsampson dressed as Master Shake, though it looked more like a rat.
jimmnycricket dressed as Andrew Johnson.
jstabe dressed as a Level 13 wizard.
kindkit dressed as the Governor of Utah.
kirby_crow dressed as a new superhero: Violet Valkyrie.
la_folle_allure dressed as a skeleton, though it looked more like the main character of "Gandhi".
ladycat777 forgot to put on clothes!
leorising1959 dressed as Dan Quayle.
lidi dressed as a cup of coffee.
lonelybrit dressed as a disturbing self-made character called "Zippy Wafflesniffer".
lostgirlslair dressed as Nicole Richie.
luvsbitch dressed as a cup of tea.
malnpudl dressed as Captain Picard from "Star Trek".
mickfish dressed as Worf from "Star Trek".
minorfourth dressed as a pirate.
missyjack dressed as Kurt Cobain, though it looked more like a dog.
monticora dressed as the Lord of Eastfield.
moosesal dressed as a pixie.
mouse7th dressed as something latex, but what, specifically, you can't tell.
mpoetess dressed as a disturbing self-made character called "Chim-Chim Toadsquirt", and it suited them disturbingly well.
nancykayshapiro dressed as a character from "Crash", though it looked more like a invitation.
nashmaveric didn't dress up, spoilsport.
nicky69 dressed as a heavy fury.
nihil_est dressed as Optimus Prime.
noway_icons dressed as a third baseman for the Devil Rays.
obsessedmuch dressed as a character from Harry Potter and the Cauldron of Triumph.
peja1956 dressed as a fuzzy fever.
pervy_icons dressed as Barney the dinosaur.
psychoadept dressed as David Beckham.
quietdiscerning dressed as a morose ghost.
romanyg dressed as a badger.
salustra didn't even show up and doesn't get any candy.
sam_storyteller dressed as Jesus.
sangpassionne dressed as a 1980's yuppie child.
sassyinkpen dressed as a new member of the Wu-Tang Clan, Crazy Wanderer.
scribblinlenore dressed as Optimus Prime.
seashoredreamer dressed as your brother.
setje dressed as a THRD.ComCooperative employee.
sexymermaid dressed as a help desk manager.
skripka dressed as a character from Harry Potter and the Wand of Calamity.
slashasylum dressed as the Irate Power Ranger.
slashergirl dressed as a goblin.
slashy_me didn't dress up, spoilsport.
soulless_lover dressed as a new superhero: Violet Droid.
spaceagetiki dressed as a wholesale zombie.
spankspike dressed as a eagle.
speakfree dressed as the Viscount of Temremuvir.
spikedluv dressed as a germ.
stoney321 dressed as Nicole Richie.
strickens_girl dressed as a bruise, though it looked more like a Lynn Morrison Ranch employee.
suki_blue dressed as a catcher for the Cardinals.
svmadelyn dressed as a Etienne, Incorporated employee.
sweptawaybayou dressed as Worf from "Star Trek", and it suited them disturbingly well.
swift_tales dressed as the love child of Hugh Grant and Nicole Kidman, though it looked more like a pizza.
sxysadie21 dressed as the Cardinal of Yellow River.
sylph_ironlight dressed as Pink.
tabaqui didn't even show up and doesn't get any candy.
tallisen dressed as Frankie Muniz riding a elephant.
thebratqueen dressed as a character from "Gladiator".
theratwhispers dressed as the Governor of Oklahoma.
tnt_dynamite dressed as a devil.
toobusy2write dressed as the love child of Dan Quayle and Gwyneth Paltrow.
torturemysoul dressed as George W. Bush.
truly_tazi dressed as Nicole Richie.
truvariance dressed as a schoolteacher.
tzi didn't dress up, spoilsport.
uuthrunthru dressed as your grandfather.
vamphile dressed as Yu-Gi-Oh.
violethamster dressed as a first baseman for the Mets.
virtualpersonal dressed as Kurt Cobain.
weasel_words dressed as the Horny Power Ranger.
wesleysgirl gets drunk, strips naked, and somehow emerges dressed as Thomas Jefferson.
willowschild dressed as a software engineering assistant manager.
winterlive dressed as Matt Damon.
wolfhearted dressed as the King of Saint Pierre and Miquelon.
wolfling dressed as Jennifer Garner's uncle.
wolfshark dressed as Bob Dylan.
zortified dressed as the Governor of North Carolina.

Throw your own party at the Hallomeme!
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Route 66=Supernatural

2006-10-21T23:55:35Z

Great car, open road, hot guys, and cool music. Supernatural? Yeah sure, but before that there was ROUTE 66, baby! Check out the similarities in these opening credits:

gothabby @ 2006-10-18T21:10:00

2006-10-19T01:31:14Z

Freely "borrowing" from spikedluv's observations on the overtly homoerotic theme from last night's NCIS ep,4.05 Dead and Unburied. Cut for Spoilers.

Gibbs (enters room): McGee, over here. Hands and knees, on the floor.
McGee: Okay, um, you’re not gonna step on me, are you?

Ducky: Yeah, it looks like sisal. It’s a naturally stiff fiber woven from the leaf of the cactus plant. It doesn’t mat, trap dust, build static. Makes it ideal for carpeting, but personally, I prefer a good shag. From a criminal investigative standpoint, of course.

(Tony walks in, Gibbs smiles)
Tony: You look happy to see me, Boss. Oh, it’s the coffee.

Gibbs: Who’s staying with McGee?
Ziva: I can, if you want Tony to check out the other real estate women.
Tony (grins): Fine with me.
Gibbs: Tony, stay with McGee.--(notice how he steers Tony away from the ladies, again?)

Tony: McGee and I watched the sunrise together. It was very Brokeback Mountain.
McGee (places hand on Tony’s shoulder): He had me at howdy.
Ziva: How romantic, I’m sorry I missed it.

Tony: One black mesh t-shirt. Do women really like these?
Ziva: Depends on who’s wearing it.
Tony: So if I...?
Ziva: No.

Ziva (to Gibbs): Tony just put his hand in another man’s pocket and it made him very happy.

Tony: What’s your gut tell you, Boss?
Gibbs (to McGee): Take your shirt off.
Tony: There we go.

McGee: Let me borrow one of your shirts.
Tony: You afraid all that white might burn out Abby’s corneas?
Tony: I can’t resist a damsel in distress.
(McGee and Tony change shirts in the office)
Ziva: Wow, it’s just like Chippendales. Without the bow ties or muscles.

************************************************************************

It's a hoyay lovefest! Did Bellasario et al get drunk one night and have a gay Roman orgy or something? I, for one, am NOT complaining.

gothabby @ 2006-10-17T04:13:00

2006-10-17T04:16:19Z

Hello?!?! *taps microphone* Anyone reading this thing? *hears crickets*

gothabby @ 2006-10-16T22:30:00

2006-10-17T02:44:46Z

Okay, now I am fucking dreaming about Dean/Jensen in his leather...wtf?!?! Can you say obsessed? What the hell is in the water?

Last night I dreamt about Jensen among other things. Like he was here in Upstate NY working at a dull regional theater job, wasting his beautiful life. No more three-course meals for me at bedtime...

Of course, we have our own version of Jensen here in Upstate NY regional theater...he is quite the hottie, David Girard, voted Best Local Actor of Capital Region 2006 by Metroland Magazine:(man on raft) "From NYSTI’s musicals to its kids’ plays, from Hubbard Hall’s old-fashioned classics to Capital Rep’s off-Broadway hits, no matter the role, no matter the play, no matter the venue, nobody plays Narcissus with more energy, focus, and conviction."

Having worked on shows with David in them, he is impish and sexy and talented as all hell...Maybe the dream was about me going back to work in community theater and absorbing some of the excitement of that life...or maybe it was about me getting a life...sigh.