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chris farley in tommy boy [Dec. 27th, 2008|03:37 pm]
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I knew it!!!!!! [Dec. 22nd, 2007|10:49 am]
[mood | cheerful]

http://personals.aol.com/love-dating/_a/who-has-the-best-sex/20071101085209990001:

The Latest in Love & Dating News:
Surprise! Guess Who Has the Best Sex?
Posted: 2007-12-20 16:56:10
Among all women, feminists have the best sex lives. In addition, feminism boosts sexual satisfaction for men, too.

LiveScience.com reports that this stereotype-busting study by Rutgers University psychologists Laurie Rudman and Julie Phelan found that men who have a feminist partner have healthier, more romantic heterosexual relationships than men who are with women who hold more traditional attitudes.

Get the Scoop! )
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Bert n' Ernie....not for kids [Dec. 8th, 2007|08:30 pm]

This is f%*&$ing hilarious. Think Sesame Street Meets Goodfellas. Enjoy.
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What is [Sep. 8th, 2007|10:52 am]

This is really brilliant. I love this kid!
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What more can I say?!?!?! [Mar. 14th, 2007|11:14 am]
[mood | indescribable]

Man tells cops unicorn caused crash (link is here: http://timesunion.com/AspStories/story.asp?storyID=571680&category=&BCCode=&newsdate=3/14/2007)

Associated Press
Last updated: 7:22 a.m., Wednesday, March 14, 2007

BILLINGS, Mont. -- A man told police not to blame him for crashing his truck into a light post -- it was that unicorn behind the wheel. Prosecutor Ingrid Rosenquist said Phillip C. Holliday Jr. initially denied driving the truck involved in the March 7 crash in Billings. He told officers at the scene that a unicorn was driving, she said.

Holliday, 42, pleaded not guilty Tuesday to felony charges of criminal endangerment and drunken driving.

A pickup truck drove through a red light and nearly struck another truck in the intersection, according to court documents. The driver then made an erratic U-turn through a gas station, crossed the street and crashed into a light pole. Nobody was injured.

Holliday has five drunken-driving convictions. District Judge Gregory Todd kept his bail at $100,000 despite his lawyer arguing that Holliday's last such conviction was 14 years ago.
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Clex Drabble: I Love You Because... [Mar. 11th, 2007|06:29 pm]
[mood | optimistic]

Here is a short Clark/Lex drabble I wrote a while ago:

I love You Because...

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A Slash questionnaire for Valentine's Day.. [Feb. 14th, 2007|07:58 pm]
[mood | curious]

Happy V-Day, everyone!! I don't know what y'all got, but I got chocolate from my honey and a shoveled driveway during a four-feet-of-snow whiteout blizzard! Poor baby is drinking a White Russian now and nursing his sore muscles. I love my sweet, romantic man!

Here is a questionnaire of nosy questions for my slash-writing/reading flist (please copy/paste in comments):

1)What's your favorite fandom? What key elements attract you to it?
2)Why do you read/write slash?
3)What is your theory on why women write slash?
4)What was the first slash story you ever read?
5)Who is your favorite slash author, and why?
6)If you could be any slash character, who would you be and why?
7)Who are your favorite real-world authors?
8)Are you published in RL and going by a pseudonym on LJ?
9)What are your fanfic pet peeves?
10)If you could direct your dream film, what would be the
title, plot,and who would star?
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Great Supernatural commentary blog... [Feb. 14th, 2007|07:37 pm]
[mood | amused]

For however many Supernatural fans on my flist, I found this funny site critique-ing different episodes. Here is one about "Hellhouse" (the link is here: http://www.makemewatchtv.com/2006/08/10/voting-open-171/):

Supernatural: Hell House
August 10, 2006 - 8:00 pm | Blog, Live Blog, Sci-Fi, Supernatural | | Digg!

Supernatural It is time once again for one of my new favorite shows, Supernatural. Join me as we discover supernatural mysteries along with Dean and Sam, who I call Sean. Is that clear? Good, because it’s time to travel to Richardson, Texas two months ago.

Some fool kids have stumbled upon what looks to be the cabin from Evil Dead. Since they were looking for it at night, they were wise and only brought one flashlight. I mean, they were stupid and only brought one flashlight. That is enough to combat a freshly hung corpse in the root cellar of Satan’s house.

As fun as it may seem, never go trick or treating to Satan’s house. He only gives out pennies and pencils.

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Now THIS you've gotta see!! [Jan. 13th, 2007|07:01 pm]


Pronto condoms - the best way to get it on

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Rachel Ray Show preview Jeffrey Dean Morgan [Jan. 13th, 2007|03:54 pm]

Jeffrey Dean Morgan is on Rachel Ray Monday!! I am salivating already (and it ain't because of the cooking!)
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Thoughts for the day [Dec. 21st, 2006|11:23 pm]
[mood | horny]

Just watched the Jen and Jared CW interviews. Why does Jared look so jaded and bored? Why does Jensen look so vulnerable and dorky and sweet and guarded all at once? Why do I love (lust after) two men that I have never met? I am too old for this shit!

[info]keepaofthecheez and [info]technosage win my Most Awesome Slash-Writers of the Holiday Season award. Thank you for the J2 goodness. Gingerbread massage oil indeed.

That is all. Carry on.
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A Gay Bond? [Dec. 8th, 2006|08:35 pm]
[mood | curious]

Does this mean Daniel Craig is gay?

Craig Wants A Gay Bond

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(no subject) [Dec. 4th, 2006|11:25 pm]
[mood | creative]

Happy Birthday, [info]killabeez!
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(no subject) [Nov. 28th, 2006|08:47 pm]
[mood | curious]

Check out the mad-libesque porn movie plot created for me by Porn-O-Matic:


Harley Harlots
by AJ


There you are, lounging around the Hell's Angels' clubhouse wearing nothing but a three-piece suit with women's panties underneath when suddenly you take off your wedding rings. Surprised, you take your clothes off, then open the door and are happy to see a government census taker sensuously eating a popsicle. As the cheesy music begins you can't help yourself, so you spread whipped cream all over your body, shocked by the size of the pizza bill that confronts you. Before you know it a car pulls up and it's Leonardi DiCapri, Mel Gibson and Jim Carrey arguing over who will have you first. Being the gracious host, you ride all of them, much to their delight.

The air is thick with the smell of burning stew you left on the stove as a huge pile of people are now writhing in a pile on the handlebars of a Harley spanking. You're completely absorbed in it, never having enjoyed so many people spanking at once.

Suddenly you look up and see Barbara Walters staring at you and you grin foolishly. You're caught! They arrest you and you run them out of there as the cheesy music fades out.

The End.


Try it yourself here: Pornomatic

(Now, I dare someone to use the Pornomatic to write some hilarious RPS!)
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Boston Legal---WTF? [Nov. 26th, 2006|10:43 pm]
[mood | confused]

I am currently watching Boston Legal for the first time, and all I can say is--

WTF IS UP WITH THIS SHOW?!?!! ?!??!?!?!?!??!?!?!


I mean it is funny as hell, but it is like Scrubs on acid! Wah!!! (Which is actually a compliment bc I LOVE Scrubs more than words can say.)
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Ghost Hunters David Letterman Spoof! [Nov. 24th, 2006|09:43 pm]

This is why I love Chris Elliot so much.
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(no subject) [Nov. 24th, 2006|09:05 pm]
[mood | amused]

[info]missy_jack pimped this SN fan ballad by [info]seedyapartment on her journal, so now I am pimping it on mine: Sing along with me:

The Ballad of Jensen and Jared
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Exclusive! Interview with jared padalecki and jensen ackles [Nov. 23rd, 2006|12:51 am]
[mood | dorky]


Anyone catch the sexual innuendo when they answer the question about getting on each other's nerves?!?....(Jensen: we haven't gotten [down? at?] each other's throats...Jared: We're pretty laid back guys...)
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Ziva rocks!!! [Nov. 14th, 2006|08:46 pm]
[mood | contemplative]

Have I ever mentioned how much I love and admire Ziva on NCIS? As a Jewish woman, I think she is the strongest, funniest, most intelligent portrayal of a Jewish woman on film that I have ever seen. Too bad she is a Spanish woman in reality.
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Thomas Jane and Vincent D'Onofrio making out [Nov. 12th, 2006|05:18 pm]

OMFG. This is the hottest thing I have EVER seen!
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